9 things you should never say to someone who doesn’t like bacon

I hate bacon. Don’t ask me why.

I eat meat, I don’t mind pork, I love pigs in blankets, chicken is my life – but bacon, uh-nuh.

Here are my 9 things you should never say to me, or people like me – because no, it’s not a fucking disability.

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