All the Names We Can Call Susu the Cat Now

As we all know, SUSU the Cat is now an honorary President of our prestigious union. As we also know, SUSU is changing its name to Us (short for Union Southampton), in the relaunch next week. 

Now, we can’t really call SUSU the cat, ” SUSU” when that’s no longer the name of the Union. But we also can’t really call her Us (not the best name for a cat now is it). So, here at Pause we’ve come up with a comprehensive list of all cat-based names suitable for her honourable President.

The question is, is she a a demo-cat or a repawbulican?

1) Chairman Meow

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2) President Eisenmeower

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3) Barack Opawma

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4) Hilary Kitton

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5) Bill Kitton

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6) Monicat Lewinsky (although, that might be better for her furrrst lady)

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7) Jimmy Catter

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8) Kitler

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9) Pussolini

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10) Margaret Scratcher

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11) Winston Purchill

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12) Vladimir Pawtin

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13) Angela Meowkel

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14) Abraham Lincat

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15) Fidel Catro 

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16) Meowhammed Aziz

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and to run the ‘bank of Us’ 

17) Jean-Clawed Juncker

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